Roseanne Blames Lynne Spears

Roseanne has become vocal about Britney Spears, and her words aren’t limited to Britney’s parenting skills. Rather, she is quite opinionated about the disservice Lynn Spears has done for her daughter. The open letter was published on Roseanne’s blog and calls for Britney to get clean, get sober, and for Lynn to get her daughter [Britney] “straightened out.” I have to wonder: does Roseanne write and publish this blog, or do assistants do it? Does Roseanne even know what is written here? In any case, here’s what she had to say:
“The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom’s do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better).”
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October 23rd, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Is Roseanne even alive????? I guess when you’re as big a has been as she is you’ll say or do anything to get even a bit of attention. We should feel sorry for her actually. It probably hurts to be such a bitter old hag.
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:46 pm
[...] “The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom’s do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better).” (more…) [...]
October 24th, 2007 at 11:29 am
I think Roseanne is speaking from experience—she worked hard to rebuild her relationships with her kids and helped her own daughter deal with alcoholism. That said, she could have mentioned that here and offered her comments from this empathetic perspective with a little less condemnation. Between this and her controversial comments on the Gay Rights movement earlier this year, I think she may be going through a bit of a wacko phase. Maybe she doesn’t realize a blog today is effectively a press release.
October 24th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
It’s harsh, but in a weird way I agree with her.
When you’ve spent all your life with no one willing to say “No, enough” to you, it takes something harsh to straighten you out.
Maybe that’s why, as awful as I’m sure Brit thinks her judge is, he’s one of the few who can force positive change out of her. He has nothing riding on keeping her happy.
I’m sure if I were Lynne Spears I would hear a lot of crap in this (remember, she and Britney were very very close once) but a small ring of truth behind it.