Porn actress had affair with Kevin Federline, then wished love and happiness to Britney Spears
Former porno actress Kendra Jade has denied reports that she was having an affair with Kevin Federline during his marriage to Britney Spears.
Some reliable media sources are saying the two of them met in Vegas December 2005 while Britney was visiting her family in Louisiana. But, the media is reporting that their alleged affair didn’t start until October 2006 — one month before Britney filed for divorce.
The porn film actress has posted a message on her website, saying:
“I’m disheartened by reputable news outlets, such as CNN, MSNBC and Fox News. I expect real journalists to have the integrity and ethics to verify facts and contact all parties involved before running stories like this. For the record, Kevin Federline and I share the same circle of friends, so it is inevitable that I know him. Perhaps it is my previous career that makes people want to find something salacious there. Most importantly though, there is a family including very young children involved here. I’m sure it’s not easy for anyone in this situation, and I wish them all the peace, love and happiness they deserve.”
Let’s dissect her statement regarding Britney Spears and Spears’ former flame, Kevin Federline:
“I’m disheartened by reputable news outlets, such as CNN, MSNBC and Fox News. I expect real journalists to have the integrity and ethics to verify facts and contact all parties involved before running stories like this. “
“I’m disheartened…” I’m frustrated that I got caught. And I’m frustrated that no one contacted me for a statement first so that I could warn Kevin. It’s just not fun to sneak around anymore, since Britney split from that greasy monkey.
“For the record, Kevin Federline and I share the same circle of friends, so it is inevitable that I know him.” Like, know him in the BIBLICAL sense? Because, if that’s the case, this sentence should read: “…share the same circle of friends, so it is inevitable that I have sex with him.” Because we all know what THAT circle of friends does. Just like we all know what Britney Spears and Paris Hilton’s friendship is all about.
“Perhaps it is my previous career that makes people want to find something salacious there.” Wait a sec. I can use my context clues to figure it out, but did Kendra Jade just say something that sounded intelligent? I think she had a thesaurus handy.
“Most importantly though, there is a family including very young children involved here. I’m sure it’s not easy for anyone in this situation, and I wish them all the peace, love and happiness they deserve.” And by wishing them all the peace, love and happiness they deserve, she’s really not wishing them much at all. Who is to judge what they deserve? Kendra Jade? HAH.
HAHA.
The porn star with a conscience.
Is this funny to anyone other than me?
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