An Open Letter to Britney Spears: Crotchless is not Hotness
Dear Britney Brit Brit Honeykins,
Listen, I’ve heard the rumors. I’ve seen the pictures. I know more about your crotch than I ever thought possible, particularly considering we’ve never met. You should know that I approve of your choice to get a Brazilian wax - which, by the way? OUCH. I do hope you got pain pills for that - but perhaps you should rethink Lindsay Lohan’s current trend of going commando.
Britney Spears presenting at the American Music Awards on Nov. 21, 2006
And while I do believe in putting forth all your energy into furthering your career, somehow all this flashing of your nether regions is not the way I would have chosen to get there. Of course, neither would an emerging bond with Paris Hilton. Or a marriage to Kevin Federline.
But we, because we love you, are willing to overlook those transgressions. Just remember: let’s not let it ALL hang out, okay?
Love,
Jes
Britney Spears, Britney, Spears
December 1st, 2006 at 2:25 pm
I’ve never seen that picture. And I don’t think I’d even try to look at it.
Welcome to 451 Press Jessica!
December 1st, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Thanks!
I’m quite surprised you haven’t seen it - several images taken over a series of days flooded the internet last week. (Yes! It happened THAT MANY TIMES.)
December 1st, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Do you know that for about a week I was all, “Yay! Britney is growing up! Maturing! She’s going to be a star again!”
And then…the crotch