Britney Spears Watch

Sixteen-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Twelve weeks pregnant.

(Let the shock set in. Give yourself time to come to terms with this news. Compose yourself. Continue reading.)

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Frenemies Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are at it again.

The two got into a minor disagreement when Paris blew off Britney at Britney’s birthday party Sunday night. Now Britney wants Paris to be a better friend or pay the price. (more…)

Have you heard about this?

Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood. Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,�? a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.�?

Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.�? At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on. (more…)

Britney Spears was reportedly devastated to find out she has been included on a recent “unsexy�? list.

The star was planning to make a surprise appearance at a Maxim magazine event at Opera nightclub in Los Angeles on Tuesday night until she found out about the magazine’s most recent “top five unsexiest women�? poll, alongside Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh and Sarah Jessica Parker. (more…)

Britney Spears invited a man to snort cocaine off her chest during a wild party at her Hollywood mansion just two days after losing visitation rights to see her sons, it has been reported. Scott Kohler, 29, claims he and a group of 10 other strangers were invited to join Spears for a night of heavy partying on October 19, when the troubled star drowned her sorrows with vodka and cavorted with the men in her jacuzzi. (more…)

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From OK Magazine:

After her odd call-in interview to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Wednesday morning, it was time for Britney Spears to kick off her Halloween festivities that literally went all night long.

The 25-year-old mother of two spent the day with her boys, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, but once they were back in daddy Kevin Federline’s arms, the real party started for the Britster. And OK! is here to give you a blow-by-blow of her Hallow’s Eve itinerary. (more…)

Oh, snap! Maxim magazine recently named Britney in the top five UNSEXIEST women alive, and I have to say: if I look like Britney does after giving birth to two kids, I’ll think I’m one DAMN SEXY MAMA. That said, here’s Maxim’s list:

5. Britney Spears

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet

Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.

4. Madonna

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle

Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes. (more…)

The stripper-esque video for Britney’s newest song, Gimme More, has been released - and it’s heating up the charts! I found it on YouTube if you want to watch it, but word to the wise: the sound quality is almost painful to listen to. (more…)

You *knew* it had to come out at some point. I mean, other celebrities have had similar scandals. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Lauren Conrad, Shannen Doherty, Kim Kardashian. (And that’s just from my memory – imagine if I actually researched it!) Some celebrities vehemently denied the rumors. Others embraced the rumors. And still others tried to recover as gracefully as possible once the rumor was confirmed and the evidence hit the market.

So…what do all those women have in common?

That’s right. A sex tape scandal. (more…)

I’d totally be lying if I didn’t admit that by the end of Britney’s new song “Cold As Fire,” I was dancing in my chair. Dancing. In My Chair. It’s true - don’t be shocked, and what’s more, I think this song will be on my iPod playlist soon. If it got me dancing the first time I heard it, it’s bound to be perfect for the gym, don’t you think?

In “Cold as Fire,” Britney practically advertises herself as a sex goddess. It’s got a solid beat, and while some of the lyrics should be considered “adult,” it didn’t stop me from replaying the song again. Well, okay, four times. But don’t tell anyone, promise? (more…)

The Sun reported last week that what YOU know about Brit’s undergrad extravaganza (you remember that, right? The random guy she made out with in the hot tub?) is not ALL there is to know. In fact, what The Sun is reporting may shock you. Unless you’ve already heard, and then you probably won’t be surprised. But if you haven’t? Dude. Prepare yourself:

A topless Britney Spears got down and dirty in a hotel pool with her former assistant Shanon Funk. According to pals, the ladies cleared the hotel pool of other guests so they could enjoy kissing and fondling each other. Britney’s wild behavior followed her topless romping with video extra Matt Encinias in the same LA hotel.

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If I told you that Britney wants nothing more than to sell her Hollywood home, pack up her two sons and move to Louisiana to focus on parenting them, would you believe me?

Well, those are the rumors that are being circulated by Matt Encinias, anyway. What? Who is he? Oh, right. I should probably tell you that.

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Oh, Britney. Tell me that’s not you. Tell me it’s a stunt double. Because: college students? WHY?

I’m sure he was cute. I’m sure you were lonely. I’m sure you just needed a confidence booster. BUT IS THIS HOW YOU THINK YOU’LL GET IT?

Let me tell you something, honey. While you were making out with McShorty there, KFED WAS FILING FOR SOLE CUSTODY OF YOUR KIDS. (And I don’t blame him.)

Your kids, I said. Jayden and Sean. Remember them? No? Well, that’s obvious.

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According to the highly reputable Star Magazine, the battle between Britney Spears and her mother, Lynne, is getting more heated by the minute – fueled by what sources claim is Brit’s shocking new accusation that her mom slept with her ex-husband Kevin Federline.

“In a fit of rage, Britney accused her mom of sleeping with Kevin!�? a friend tells Star. “Britney doesn’t know up from down right now. She’s so confused and angry, she told Lynne that she was so backstabbing, that she was probably sleeping with Kevin just to hurt her feelings. Lynne, on the other hand, is deeply hurt that her own daughter would so viciously accuse her of doing something so terrible.�?

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The National Enquirer claims that sixteen year old Zoey 101 star Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to drop a ‘pregnancy bombshell’ on mom Lynne. Jamie Lynn was spied ‘apartment hunting‘ with nineteen year old BF Casey Aldridge. And it could be a joint baby shower over at the Spears Estate, Jamie’s big sis, Britney Spears, is also rumored to have a bun in the oven.

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