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Have you heard about this? Kevin Federline is to reveal all about his troubled ex-wife Britney Spears in a TV interview with chatshow queen Oprah Winfrey. (more…)

So. We all know Kevin Federline can’t rap. KEVIN knows he can’t rap. (Why else would he try to get so much money from Britney? He knows he doesn’t have the skillz to make it himself!) But this must make him feel really low.

Another wannabe has started rapping, one that we might hate MORE than we hate Kevin Federline. (Well, more than we hated Kevin before Britney started acting all crazy. Now we kinda like him. Now we kinda think he’s the sane one of the ex-couple. But remember how much you USED to hate Kevin? Back when he was that greasy guy who kept screwing up Britney’s career? Back when he was that guy who wore SOCKS with FLIP-FLOPS? Thank goodness he’s over that phase and has moved on in our hearts. Just in time for someone else to replace him.)

I’m talking about Spencer Pratt, folks. Spencer Pratt of MTV’s hit reality show The Hills (it’s okay to admit that you watch it, I do too, and I think that it’s delicious). Wait! Don’t run away! I know that we all hate Spencer. He’s an ass, there’s no other way to say it, it’s just that plain and simple and OBVIOUS. Except to Heidi Montag, his fiancee, though I’m hoping that by the end of the season she’ll realize it, too. I think she actually does realize it, but maybe she is contractually obligated to keep dating him or something. Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself, BECAUSE HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW THAT HE’S A JERK?

Ahem. Anyway. Heidi is trying to start a singing career, she says she’s “a performer” (like Britney Spears? Eeeek! We all know where THAT leads), and she’s got a track out. And on this track, Spencer Pratt is rapping.

Now, before you break down into hysterical fits of laughter, I think you should listen to the duo because they’re actually GOOD. And I hate to admit that, because as much as I don’t want to like Heidi, and as much as I want to HATE Spencer, I was kind of surprised that I wasn’t picking my eardrums out of my skull with a fork by the time the song was over.

What’s that? You want to hear the song? Well, yes, I thought as much. Which is why I’ve included a link to it, JUST FOR YOU.

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Hollywood.com reported that Kevin Federline is having another crack at stardom with a reality TV concept surrounding his life as a single dad.

The dancer-turned-rapper is reportedly pitching leading TV networks the idea–and insiders claim he’s got a chance to become a star all over again.

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