Britney Spears Watch

I was just looking back through some old posts that I wrote about Britney, and did I call it or DID I CALL IT?

Back when Britney and Paris were friends, in those first days of crotch-exposing yore, Paris taught Britney how to pole dance. She strapped a blue tutu on Britney, and donned a matching one herself, and they went at it. Nevermind that Paris has a stripper pole installed in her home – that’s neither here nor there – because way back then I predicted that Britney would use her new stripper moves in her next video. (more…)

Have you guys heard about this? Rumors have been circulating for a while that Britney Spears has been banned from an exclusive hotel in Los Angeles after fellow guests complained about her behavior. I haven’t been able to confirm these reports, but you know how rumors go…

The pop tartlette is alleged to have shocked diners in the restaurant of a popular celebrity hotel, the Chateau Marmont. Britney allegedly smeared food across her face (and word is, she wasn’t eating messy ribs) - which led to her being asked to leave the establishment.

A source told British newspaper The Sun, “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast food joint. Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behavior was totally unacceptable.�? (more…)

You *knew* it had to come out at some point. I mean, other celebrities have had similar scandals. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Lauren Conrad, Shannen Doherty, Kim Kardashian. (And that’s just from my memory – imagine if I actually researched it!) Some celebrities vehemently denied the rumors. Others embraced the rumors. And still others tried to recover as gracefully as possible once the rumor was confirmed and the evidence hit the market.

So…what do all those women have in common?

That’s right. A sex tape scandal. (more…)

The Superior Court of California issued an order yesterday that requires Britney Spears to turn her kids over to Kevin Federline by noon on Wednesday (10/03/2007).

One of the questions floating around the Internet is this: “Why did Britney lose custody in the first place?” Well, BritneySpearsWatch.com has the answer for you:

She ignored the Commissioner’s rulings. She partied instead of parented. She pissed off the Commissioner with her refusal to obey his orders, assuming that she’d find a way around them. Obviously, she couldn’t. (more…)

Boy, howdy. If Britney wasn’t in trouble before, she is now. (How many times in a month can I say that? It seems like something new has been coming to light each day about Britney, and I don’t know what percentage of these rumors are true, but there are A LOT of them.)

This time, it came by word from Britney Spears’ former bodyguard, Tony Barretto. He gave a statement to “News Of The World�? (Uh, how much was he paid for that “statement”?) accusing Britney with some serious allegations. Namely, that he believes Britney was under the influence of drugs and alcohol while with her children. (Which may be a contributing factor to the judge’s ruling last week.)

A Portion of Tony Barretto’s statement according to NewsOfTheWorld.co.uk:

“She went on a date with musician Day, 26—who she’d met in rehab—telling her worried protection team she didn’t need them. We did security checks on Howie and told her he was trouble. But she ignored us.

“Hours later hysterical Britney called aides, claiming Day was refusing to let her leave their hotel room. She said she wanted to cancel the tour. She was very confused. We asked her if she was OK and reminded her she had a show to do. Then Howie came on the phone and started arguing with us. We knew we had to get to her fast.” (more…)

Britney Spears is in yet more legal trouble: The Los Angeles City Attorney has filed hit-and-run charges against her.

The troubled pop superstar has ended a week in which her lawyer and manager both quit her employ as she fought her ex-husband for child custody with a new legal headache.

It dates back to a parking lot incident on Aug. 6, which was caught on camera by paparazzi photographers.

A careless Spears accidentally collided with Kim Robard-Rifkin’s vehicle as she tried to park her Mercedes Benz in Van Nuys, California. (more…)

When I first read the reports about the judge’s ruling on Britney as a parent, I thought to myself: Well, she’ll probably go home tonight, take a long, hot bath, maybe relax with a glass (NOTE: not a bottle) of wine, and watch some old movies. The kinds that are standby favorites for her, the kind that can always take her mind off her troubles.

I guess I assumed that because that’s what I would have done. Except I probably would have had two glasses of wine. Definitely not more than three.

Britney, on the other hand, had other plans in mind…she went partying. And BritneySpearsWatch.com has the pictures. (more…)

She already has two children, and now she’s learning how to parent them. This week, in an order handed down by the court, Britney Spears got the court-ordered version of a slap in the face. According to court documents, Britney must:

• Undergo random drug and alcohol testing TWICE each week
• Refrain from drinking alcohol or using drugs around her two sons or for 12 hours before she cares for them
• Meet with a “parenting coach” for eight hours a week (the coach will observe and report back to the court about Britney’s parenting skills)
• Cease “making derogatory remarks” about Kevin Federline in the presence of her children
• Stop “using corporal punishment” (most commonly known as spanking, I had to look that one up) to discipline her children
• Complete the court’s “Parenting Without Conflict” class

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From the New York Post:

Britney Spears has no one to blame but herself! No big surprise here! Britney Spears was not prepared for her MTV performance. New York Post reports that she even showed up late for her big comeback late, and with a drink in her hand.

On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. A spy said, “She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess.�?

To make matters worse, when she arrived in Vegas, Spears didn’t go straight to rehearsals. “She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas,�? the spy said. “She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand.�?

“The dance number was spectacular - without her,�? said our spy at rehearsal. “When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them.�?

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We already knew that Britney Spears reportedly broke down in tears after her horrid performance at the VMAs. Word is, though, that rather than hide out in her hotel room, she decided to hit the clubs.

And what better way to ensure the attention of the paparazzi than to head out sans underwear. Again. It might just be me, but I’m thinking that the paps must be saying, “Oh. There’s Britney showing her junk again. Nothing new there.” and go about their business of photographing other celebrities. Preferably, those who are clothed. (more…)

BritneySpearsWatch.com is trying to figure out what happened with Britney’s VMA performance. We’ve scoured the Internet and have found several good excuses - which one do you think Britney will choose? (more…)

Well, yes, Britney DID host the opening of LAX, Vegas’ newest club. And while no totally scandalous rumors have surfaced, I’m sure there must be SOMETHING that happened. But you know the old adage: What Happens In Vegas… (more…)

Britney is hosting the Grand Opening of LAX club at the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas tomorrow night. The last time she hosted a highly-publicized party in Vegas, it was New Year’s Eve and she had to be carried out by her bodyguards.

I’m very curious whether she’ll be taking No Doze to stay awake this time. (She said she “fell asleep” at the last event, but SERIOUSLY: who believes that?)

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I was just checking in on Britney’s official website and I read a statement she released long ago:

I was preparing my character for a role in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my roles very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part.

Naturally, I have a conspiracy theory about this statement. And I’m interested in your thoughts about it, too. Am I totally off-base here? (more…)

At first I didn’t think the rumor was true, and then the NY Post ran a report about it, which made me re-think my stance on rumors. Maybe there’s something to them, afterall.

You see, word is out that Jive, Britney Spears’ record label, had a big comeback planned for Britney. They had coordinated with Sexyback singer JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, and Britney’s hot ex that she never should have let go in the first place, as well as producer TIMBALAND to record a song with Britney. It would be a duet for JT and Brit, a song that Justin had supposedly written for Britney. And Britney backed out. (more…)