Britney Spears Watch

The Superior Court of California issued an order yesterday that requires Britney Spears to turn her kids over to Kevin Federline by noon on Wednesday (10/03/2007).

One of the questions floating around the Internet is this: “Why did Britney lose custody in the first place?” Well, BritneySpearsWatch.com has the answer for you:

She ignored the Commissioner’s rulings. She partied instead of parented. She pissed off the Commissioner with her refusal to obey his orders, assuming that she’d find a way around them. Obviously, she couldn’t. (more…)

L.A. County Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon issued an order today stating that Kevin Federline, the father of Britney Spears’ two sons, “is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court.â€?

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Britney Spears is in yet more legal trouble: The Los Angeles City Attorney has filed hit-and-run charges against her.

The troubled pop superstar has ended a week in which her lawyer and manager both quit her employ as she fought her ex-husband for child custody with a new legal headache.

It dates back to a parking lot incident on Aug. 6, which was caught on camera by paparazzi photographers.

A careless Spears accidentally collided with Kim Robard-Rifkin’s vehicle as she tried to park her Mercedes Benz in Van Nuys, California. (more…)

When I first read the reports about the judge’s ruling on Britney as a parent, I thought to myself: Well, she’ll probably go home tonight, take a long, hot bath, maybe relax with a glass (NOTE: not a bottle) of wine, and watch some old movies. The kinds that are standby favorites for her, the kind that can always take her mind off her troubles.

I guess I assumed that because that’s what I would have done. Except I probably would have had two glasses of wine. Definitely not more than three.

Britney, on the other hand, had other plans in mind…she went partying. And BritneySpearsWatch.com has the pictures. (more…)

Do you remember the rumors floating around that Justin Timberlake and Timbaland were willing to help Britney with her comeback?

Well, Timbaland told MTV that it was true at one time, but thanks to Britney’s sorry attitude, he says, “It’ll never happen. Nah. It could’ve, but it won’t.” (more…)

How many cars does this girl have? After spending an evening at the recording studio on Friday night, Britney and a couple of her male backup dancers were pulled over just after midnight for speeding. Sources say Britney was cooperative but flustered (hello, drugs!) and the rest of the way home was driven by one of the guys. (more…)

At first I didn’t think the rumor was true, and then the NY Post ran a report about it, which made me re-think my stance on rumors. Maybe there’s something to them, afterall.

You see, word is out that Jive, Britney Spears’ record label, had a big comeback planned for Britney. They had coordinated with Sexyback singer JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, and Britney’s hot ex that she never should have let go in the first place, as well as producer TIMBALAND to record a song with Britney. It would be a duet for JT and Brit, a song that Justin had supposedly written for Britney. And Britney backed out. (more…)

The Sun reported last week that what YOU know about Brit’s undergrad extravaganza (you remember that, right? The random guy she made out with in the hot tub?) is not ALL there is to know. In fact, what The Sun is reporting may shock you. Unless you’ve already heard, and then you probably won’t be surprised. But if you haven’t? Dude. Prepare yourself:

A topless Britney Spears got down and dirty in a hotel pool with her former assistant Shanon Funk. According to pals, the ladies cleared the hotel pool of other guests so they could enjoy kissing and fondling each other. Britney’s wild behavior followed her topless romping with video extra Matt Encinias in the same LA hotel.

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Oh, that Kevin, he’s after it. He’s totally after it, and he may totally get it, and if only we knew what “it” was, we’d be sitting pretty. See, the thing is that we don’t know if Kevin just wants more of Britney’s money - like he thinks that he’s ENTITLED to it, or something? - or if he actually cares about his children and wants THEM. Or maybe both? Why hasn’t he tried to get custody of the children he had with Shar Jackson, if fatherhood is suddenly so important to him?

That’s what I want to know.

Anyway, so now Kevin’s attorneys have served an executive administrator of Promises Rehab Facility (the facility where Britney stayed for one month back in February and March 2007) with a subpoena. I don’t about Britney, but I’m expecting that SOMETIME SOON (hint, hint, Britney) she should probably set her legal team into action. We’re waaaiiitttinnnggggg, but it doesn’t seem that Britney is doing anything about Kevin’s aggressive custody plan.

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Oh, now. Britney. This is just shameful. I know that you’re lonely. I understand that you’re confused and stressed and just want to be loved. But this? This is not how to go about it. At this point, you’re just whoring yourself out.

US Magazine reports:

Another night, another hookup for Britney Spears! Her latest conquest? Notorious womanizer Criss Angel, 39.

Cameron Diaz’s former fling was seen escorting the pop star inside the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel on Wednesday night, where the two held hands and headed up to a suite on the 11th floor.

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Duuudddddeee. Britney’s about to boil, y’all, allegedly based on three sworn affidavits from Brit’s former assistants and bodyguards that somehow Kevin Federline has managed to rope into his court. The statements show Britney in a really, really, REALLY negative light and I can only PRAY, for the sake of her sweet children, that this testimony is false.

Read on to learn about her telling her children they’re a mistake, midnight booty calls and Britney’s refusal to change soiled diapers.

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Subpoena is a hard enough word to spell, but subpoenaed? Who made up this language, anyway? If I were in charge, words would be spelled exactly as they sound, which would make Britney’s cousin, Alli Sims, SUBPENUD.

If you were reading carefully, you already know that Kevin Federline filed for primary custody - I told you that last week. But what you may not have heard is that Saturday night, or rather, early Sunday morning around 2:30 a.m., Britney’s cousin and on-and-off-again assistant, Alli Sims (wait - this is bad reporting: is Alli actually her cousin, or just a friend? I don’t actually know.) was served with a deposition subpoena.

You know what this means, right? ALLI WILL BE FORCED TO TESTIFY (whether she’ll tell the truth is a different matter altogether) ABOUT BRITNEY’S PARENTING SKILLS.

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Oh, Britney. Tell me that’s not you. Tell me it’s a stunt double. Because: college students? WHY?

I’m sure he was cute. I’m sure you were lonely. I’m sure you just needed a confidence booster. BUT IS THIS HOW YOU THINK YOU’LL GET IT?

Let me tell you something, honey. While you were making out with McShorty there, KFED WAS FILING FOR SOLE CUSTODY OF YOUR KIDS. (And I don’t blame him.)

Your kids, I said. Jayden and Sean. Remember them? No? Well, that’s obvious.

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Britney Spears has reportedly hired her namesake Brittany Murphy’s ex-fiancé–as her new manager.

The Firm boss Jeff Kwatinetz has taken charge of the troubled pop star’s career after pop rival Kelly Clarkson dumped the industry bigwig in June.

Clarkson axed Kwatinetz after her falling out with music mogul Clive Davis went public. The “Breakaway� singer is now represented by pal Reba McEntire’s manager/husband Narvel Blackstock.

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Britney Spears has rehired cousin Alli Sims as her assistant after sidekick Shannon Funk was fired last month.

Sims dined with Spears and a mystery man at Winston’s in West Hollywood on Thursday after the pop star asked her cousin to assist her until she finds someone full-time.

Sims, who quit Britney’s employ to concentrate on her singing career, agreed.

A source says, “Britney and Alli split on really good terms and Alli was very good at her job, so Britney wanted her back almost as soon as she’d quit.

“Britney was particularly impressed when Alli stood up for her and insisted she was a great mom in a recent interview with People magazine. She knows Alli is someone she can trust.�

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