Britney Spears Watch

Britney’s tagline of her latest song, Gimme More, is starting to make more and more sense to me. At first I thought that Britney was just introducing herself at the beginning of the song. But she wasn’t: she was prophesizing about herself. She wasn’t just saying, “I’m here to rock this song.” Rather, she was proclaiming, “I’m here to rock this industry.”

And rock she has. (more…)

Do you remember the rumors floating around that Justin Timberlake and Timbaland were willing to help Britney with her comeback?

Well, Timbaland told MTV that it was true at one time, but thanks to Britney’s sorry attitude, he says, “It’ll never happen. Nah. It could’ve, but it won’t.” (more…)

From the New York Post:

Britney Spears has no one to blame but herself! No big surprise here! Britney Spears was not prepared for her MTV performance. New York Post reports that she even showed up late for her big comeback late, and with a drink in her hand.

On Saturday, the day before the VMAs, Spears was scheduled to arrive at rehearsal at around 1 p.m. A spy said, “She didn’t even get to Las Vegas until 4:30 p.m. It was ridiculous . . . The production people at MTV were freaking out . . . Nobody can tell Britney what to do anymore. No one can control her. She is a mess.�?

To make matters worse, when she arrived in Vegas, Spears didn’t go straight to rehearsals. “She went to her hotel room and ordered a bunch of food and some frozen margaritas,�? the spy said. “She came down, like, an hour later with a frozen margarita in her hand.�?

“The dance number was spectacular - without her,�? said our spy at rehearsal. “When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing. Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them.�?

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We already knew that Britney Spears reportedly broke down in tears after her horrid performance at the VMAs. Word is, though, that rather than hide out in her hotel room, she decided to hit the clubs.

And what better way to ensure the attention of the paparazzi than to head out sans underwear. Again. It might just be me, but I’m thinking that the paps must be saying, “Oh. There’s Britney showing her junk again. Nothing new there.” and go about their business of photographing other celebrities. Preferably, those who are clothed. (more…)

BritneySpearsWatch.com is trying to figure out what happened with Britney’s VMA performance. We’ve scoured the Internet and have found several good excuses - which one do you think Britney will choose? (more…)

In case you didn’t catch Britney’s performance at the 2007 VMAs, I’ve got you covered. (And if you didn’t catch it? You didn’t miss anything. And if you did see it? Tell me: how long were you able to watch before you started groaning in sympathy for Britney? Oh Britney, how far you have fallen. We all had such high hopes.)

There was out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements that seemed like they were choreographed by a dance instructor for a nursing home. The paunch in place of Britney’s once-taut belly. At times Britney just stopped singing altogether, as if even she knew nothing could save her performance. The camera panned to the audience and showed P. Diddy in complete boredom. Yes, it was that bad. (more…)

Britney is in Las Vegas, baby, where she shut down The Palms Hotel & Resort to rehearse for the VMAs tonight. MTV published a small snippet, and promised that Britney’s back and ready to reclaim her pop princess title. (more…)

I’d totally be lying if I didn’t admit that by the end of Britney’s new song “Cold As Fire,” I was dancing in my chair. Dancing. In My Chair. It’s true - don’t be shocked, and what’s more, I think this song will be on my iPod playlist soon. If it got me dancing the first time I heard it, it’s bound to be perfect for the gym, don’t you think?

In “Cold as Fire,” Britney practically advertises herself as a sex goddess. It’s got a solid beat, and while some of the lyrics should be considered “adult,” it didn’t stop me from replaying the song again. Well, okay, four times. But don’t tell anyone, promise? (more…)

Britney’s new song, Gimme More, has been heating up the air waves and lurking in all corners of the Internet. You’ve probably heard it, even if you haven’t realized it. And just in case you haven’t realized it, I’m posting it for your convenience. Because I love you. Unless you hate the song, and then I must hate you. You choose.

The song starts with “It’s Britney, bitch.” It’s a little breath-y, has a good club beat, and I have to admit that it’s not completely horrible. It’s not enough to make me buy the CD, either, but whatever. I don’t own any of the others, so I suppose that’s not really a surprise. (more…)

At first I didn’t think the rumor was true, and then the NY Post ran a report about it, which made me re-think my stance on rumors. Maybe there’s something to them, afterall.

You see, word is out that Jive, Britney Spears’ record label, had a big comeback planned for Britney. They had coordinated with Sexyback singer JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, and Britney’s hot ex that she never should have let go in the first place, as well as producer TIMBALAND to record a song with Britney. It would be a duet for JT and Brit, a song that Justin had supposedly written for Britney. And Britney backed out. (more…)

So. We all know Kevin Federline can’t rap. KEVIN knows he can’t rap. (Why else would he try to get so much money from Britney? He knows he doesn’t have the skillz to make it himself!) But this must make him feel really low.

Another wannabe has started rapping, one that we might hate MORE than we hate Kevin Federline. (Well, more than we hated Kevin before Britney started acting all crazy. Now we kinda like him. Now we kinda think he’s the sane one of the ex-couple. But remember how much you USED to hate Kevin? Back when he was that greasy guy who kept screwing up Britney’s career? Back when he was that guy who wore SOCKS with FLIP-FLOPS? Thank goodness he’s over that phase and has moved on in our hearts. Just in time for someone else to replace him.)

I’m talking about Spencer Pratt, folks. Spencer Pratt of MTV’s hit reality show The Hills (it’s okay to admit that you watch it, I do too, and I think that it’s delicious). Wait! Don’t run away! I know that we all hate Spencer. He’s an ass, there’s no other way to say it, it’s just that plain and simple and OBVIOUS. Except to Heidi Montag, his fiancee, though I’m hoping that by the end of the season she’ll realize it, too. I think she actually does realize it, but maybe she is contractually obligated to keep dating him or something. Or at least that’s what I’m telling myself, BECAUSE HOW COULD SHE NOT KNOW THAT HE’S A JERK?

Ahem. Anyway. Heidi is trying to start a singing career, she says she’s “a performer” (like Britney Spears? Eeeek! We all know where THAT leads), and she’s got a track out. And on this track, Spencer Pratt is rapping.

Now, before you break down into hysterical fits of laughter, I think you should listen to the duo because they’re actually GOOD. And I hate to admit that, because as much as I don’t want to like Heidi, and as much as I want to HATE Spencer, I was kind of surprised that I wasn’t picking my eardrums out of my skull with a fork by the time the song was over.

What’s that? You want to hear the song? Well, yes, I thought as much. Which is why I’ve included a link to it, JUST FOR YOU.

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IOL reported that Pink has refused to write a song for troubled chart rival Britney Spears because she’s an “entertainer�? instead of a “real singer�?.

The outspoken pop star would prefer to pen material for artists like Amy Winehouse, whose brash attitude can do justice to her tracks.

She says: “Not because I don’t like (Spears) - I do think she’s crazy enough to do one of my songs.

But it’s very hard for me to let go of my songs and the only people I write for are real singers - not that she’s not a real singer, but she’s more of an entertainer.

“When I mean real singers, I mean the likes of Lauryn Hill, Faith Hill - and I’d write for Amy Winehouse, because you need serious attitude to carry off the dumb stuff I write about.�?

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According to Norm, Britney Spears is set to host the opening of LAX the new nightclub at the Luxor hotel & casino in Las Vegas.

The club’s opening will be the first feature for Britney on the Las Vegas Strip since her infamous bash at Pure last year. I hear rumors that Britney may be preparing a performance for the show, more details soon.

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TMZ reported that Britney Spears got panned for the quasi-concert she just gave in Miami this weekend, and her harshest critic was none other than Madonna’s brother.

Christopher Ciccone sniffed to a Page Six source that Her Madgesty, his sister, “would never go onstage looking like that.�? That, of course, was a tramp-ish get-up including white go-go boots and those ever-problematic hair extensions. Page Six adds that the Miami crowd — full of gay men and trannies – “sneered�? at Brit’s look.

Of course, as People reports, it’s not for lack of trying — or shopping — that Britney’s looking so rough on stage. The mag reports that “not ten minutes�? after arriving at her hotel, she and pals stopped at stores all over South Beach, even fitting in a little spending — while fans waited to get into the club.

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There are new fears for troubled Britney Spears after she was reportedly seen downing shots of booze after a disastrous comeback gig. The singer, who recently spent time in rehab, enjoyed a wild party in Miami into the early hours of the morning. She hit Mansion in South Beach at about 2.15am before heading to SET for an all-night bash.

Here Britney downed “Purple Hooter shots - part vodka, Chambord and 7-Up”, according to the Miami Herald, an American newspaper. The Herald provided further details about Britney’s antics at the club: “She asked the DJ to play Bob Sinclair’s Hold On, Fergie’s Glamorous and ‘anything by Nelly Furtado”.

“She was doing lots of shots and dancing around like a crazy lady, she’s definitely back on the scene.” Earlier that night Britney performed a rather shambolic gig at Mansion. And we’re told the DJ belted out Justin Timberlake’s new tune Summer Love the minute she walked off stage.

After her gig Brit headed to the Raleigh Hotel in a skimpy black bikini at about 1am for a dip in their pool. Then she went back to Mansion, wearing a red bandana dress and fedora to cover her blonde hair extensions.

SET was her final destination, where she stayed in the VIP room, which has a huge glass window overlooking the crowd, until 5am.

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