Britney Spears Watch

With fires ablaze in Malibu, the paparazzi’s ongoing stakeout of Britney Spears’ home has not subsided. The neighbors are starting to get fed up, while Britney just dances around her backyard in a bikini. And let me tell you: those neighbors? ARE NOT ENTERTAINED. (more…)

The Sun reported last week that what YOU know about Brit’s undergrad extravaganza (you remember that, right? The random guy she made out with in the hot tub?) is not ALL there is to know. In fact, what The Sun is reporting may shock you. Unless you’ve already heard, and then you probably won’t be surprised. But if you haven’t? Dude. Prepare yourself:

A topless Britney Spears got down and dirty in a hotel pool with her former assistant Shanon Funk. According to pals, the ladies cleared the hotel pool of other guests so they could enjoy kissing and fondling each other. Britney’s wild behavior followed her topless romping with video extra Matt Encinias in the same LA hotel.

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If I told you that Britney wants nothing more than to sell her Hollywood home, pack up her two sons and move to Louisiana to focus on parenting them, would you believe me?

Well, those are the rumors that are being circulated by Matt Encinias, anyway. What? Who is he? Oh, right. I should probably tell you that.

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Oh, Britney. Tell me that’s not you. Tell me it’s a stunt double. Because: college students? WHY?

I’m sure he was cute. I’m sure you were lonely. I’m sure you just needed a confidence booster. BUT IS THIS HOW YOU THINK YOU’LL GET IT?

Let me tell you something, honey. While you were making out with McShorty there, KFED WAS FILING FOR SOLE CUSTODY OF YOUR KIDS. (And I don’t blame him.)

Your kids, I said. Jayden and Sean. Remember them? No? Well, that’s obvious.

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Paparazzi finally caught the single mother of two in Hawaii, carrying her up-til-now mysterious little formerly bundled-up bundle of joy, Jayden James. Britney spent some time alone in Mexico last week, and is continuing her R&R in Hawaii with the kids and cousin Alli.

To see pics of Brit on vacation and her second son (a K-Fed look-alike), click the link below.
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Britney spears was spotted over the weekend vacationing in Puerto Vallarta where she “accidentally” flashed her thong.

Though she’s been sweating off her baby-weight by dancing in the studio, and though she’s been looking HOTT and thin when she’s seen in public, these unedited photos show that not EVERYTHING on Brit’s body is toned yet.

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TMZ reported that Britney Spears didn’t even bother trying to fake-sing in her second comeback show, chewing gum through her lip-synching — and she left the stage even more quickly than she did the night before.

Cellphones and cameras were taken from fans who waited two hours to get into the House of Blues in Anaheim, Ca., reports People, after video and photos popped up everywhere on the Internet. For its trouble, the crowd was treated to a 12-minute set (three minutes shorter than Tuesday’s show in San Diego) during which Spears chomped her gum during songs, when she should’ve been singing, or at least making a reasonable simulation of doing so.

“She was a little off, a little slower than her dancers,�? one fan told People. The mini-tour continues tonight in L.A.

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Whats the secret to her seemingly sudden slim-down? “She’s working out, eating right and enjoying life,” says the singer’s rep. (Some published reports also claim Spears underwent a nonsurgical liposuction procedure called LipoDissolve during a recent trip to Las Vegas.)

The mother of two – sons Sean Preston, 19 months, and Jayden James, 7 months – has also been sweating off the pounds with frequent trips to North Hollywood’s Millennium Dance Complex.

“She’s got an amazing metabolism,” owner Robert Baker says. “When she puts her mind to it, she can transform pretty easily.”

The thing I don’t get? Brit was pretty slim BEFORE she went into rehab - check out this pic of her in a bikini the weekend before she entered rehab:

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Last week Britney was spotted poolside at the Mondrian, which is nothing abnormal, until you consider what one source says about that odd, odd day for Britney:

Sources tell the UK’s Daily Mail newspaper that Spears arrived at the Mondrian hotel around 1 p.m. on Sunday, where she tried to book a room. But hotel staff denied the singer’s request because she wasn’t carrying cash or credit cards, just a scrap of paper with a partial credit card number on it.

A witness tells the Mail, “She kept saying: ‘Nobody wants me anymore.’”

According to reports, a couple of tourists recognized the singer and took pity on her, taking her back to their hotel room before leading her to the gift shop to buy her a bathing suit.

“But bizarrely she then went to the pool and tried to shave her legs,” a source tells the paper. “She also went to the hotel restaurant Asia of Cuba for a rest on a chair.”

Spears then tried again to book a room and a rental car, but when staff refused, she left the hotel alone around 4 p.m., reports the Mail.

Sources also tell the newspaper that Spears’s lost weekend came on the heels of an intervention staged by her mother, Lynn, who threatened to take the singer’s children from her if she didn’t enter rehab.

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E!Online reports Britney Shears (ha!) is wigging out.

The newly bald Brit covered her self-shaved head this afternoon with a short blonde wig, according to sources. Our insider spotted the dethroned pop princess lounging at the pool at the Mondrian hotel with a group of “dancer-looking types.�?

Spears was wearing a green cap and what looked like the dancer’s multicolored bikini top into which she infamously changed during a night of partying last weekend in NYC. “The bottom didn’t match,�? my source said. “It was pinkish.�?

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Britney Spears has again been forced to defend her parenting after leaving her sons holed up with a nanny in their Las Vegas hotel suite while she jetted off to New York to party reports NW Magazine.

Britney Spears’s antics have infuriated her parents Lynne and Jamie, who have reportedly held an intervention, urging the 25-year-old to get help before she loses her kids.

Looks like the intervention had no effect. NYDN reports a Wild Night:

In the wee hours of Sunday morning, paparazzi caught Spears emerging from her limo with a jacket over her head, stains on her jeans - and a puddle of puke in the back seat after she spent the evening hanging out in Manhattan’s Club Tenjune. Spears was out on the town again late Sunday night, showing up at promoter Joey Morrissey’s weekly party at One, the Meatpacking District hot spot, with a couple of male friends.

A source told the Daily News she drank shots from a bottle of tequila and ended up naked in the dancers’ dressing room, trying on their bikini costumes.

“She was in high spirits,” says the source. “[Spears] arrived in a little red dress, but she admired the fishnet [stockings] the dancers were wearing. She went downstairs and tried them on, but didn’t like the way they looked with her dress.

“So she took off her dress and started putting on bikinis that the dancers wear,” he adds. “She stripped all of her clothes off and was totally naked in the dancers’ room. She came out and got a T-shirt off of one of the waiters and danced like that till around 4 a.m.”

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After Britney Spears’ wild NYC weekend of cavorting with strippers, partying and allegedly puking, the pop mom gathered up the Sean Preston and Jayden James and headed back to L.A.

The hard-partying mama was spotted lugging Sean Preston and Jayden James to the airport for a private flight from the Big Apple.

For more pics of Britney dancing with other girls in bikinis, and fueling rumors that she’s bi-sexual, continue reading.
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Mommy of two Britney Spears just can’t seem to ever learn her lesson.

BritBrit paraded round a nightclub wearing nothing but a bikini and a waiter’s coat on Sunday night.

The pop princess, who ended a wild weekend of partying at hip club One Little West 12th, felt uncomfortable in the tight red satin dress she arrived in, and so persuaded one of the dancers to swap clothes with her.

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