Butt…It Couldn’t Have Happened Again!
Dear Britney,
BUY SOME UNDERWEAR.
Love,
BritneySpearsWatch.com
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Dear BritneySpearsWatch.com,
Oh my gawwww, you’re, like, watching me? What am I doing now? Like, I mean, right now? Wait a sec…riiiiiiiighhhhhtttttt NOW.
Love,
BitBit
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Dear BitBit,
Oh, we’ll tell you what you’re not doing. You’re not wearing underwear, AGAIN. Also, please stop it with the contact lenses. You’re not Kate Bosworth.
Love,
BritneySpearsWatch.com
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BSW,
Are there video cameras in here? Y’all? Are there? How did you know what I’m [not] wearing?
Love,
Bitty
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