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BritneySpearsWatch.com Predicts The Future!

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I was just looking back through some old posts that I wrote about Britney, and did I call it or DID I CALL IT?

Back when Britney and Paris were friends, in those first days of crotch-exposing yore, Paris taught Britney how to pole dance. She strapped a blue tutu on Britney, and donned a matching one herself, and they went at it. Nevermind that Paris has a stripper pole installed in her home – that’s neither here nor there – because way back then I predicted that Britney would use her new stripper moves in her next video.

And in case you haven’t seen it yet, I don’t want to give anything away, BUT HAVE YOU SEEN BRITNEY’S NEW VIDEO? I’m under the impression that Paris Hilton’s name should be rolling in the choreography credits.

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6 Responses to “BritneySpearsWatch.com Predicts The Future!”

  1. jeff Says:

    Jeeze, Jes, that’s really scary! Either you’re clairvoyant, or you’re Britney’s dark side, posting when she’s asleep and her defenses are down. Either way, I have no doubts (never did, actually) that BritneySpearsWatch is the place to come for all the news of current and future events. Keep up the good work. You’ll get that Pulitzer soon, I’m sure!

  2. Amanda Says:

    Oooh, that is creepy!

    But at the same time, hasn’t she had stripping moves in a bunch of videos? Or is this just the first where she employs the pole?

  3. Gossipkitty Says:

    It’s scary looking at the comparison, and now Britney’s dad is trying to her her committed to a mental home I wonder if Paris’ will try to follow in Britney’s footsteps.

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