Britney’s New Man: Rejected

Nothing screams “pathetic” more than a guy who uses a girl to become a little more famous.
Oh, wait a sec. That’s all of Hollywood. See: Britney and Madonna, Ashlee Simpson, and Kevin Federline.
The newest member of the publicity-hungry group is J.R. Rotem, the music producer who has been romatically linked to Britney Spears.
Just a few days ago, J.R. was an ordinary schmo. But after swapping spit with Britney, J.R. has become known has Britney’s rebound from estranged husband Kevin Federline. Relishing in their 2-day romance, J.R. attempted to hit up L.A. hotspot Hyde, where the rich, famous and beautiful congregate to party.
J.R. may be rich, and perhaps some would even label him as recognizable or famous. But beautiful? Handsome? A cutie pie? Hell no. That man is FUGLY.
When J.R. tried to use his new status as Brit’s beau to get into Hyde, he was promptly turned away at the door.
He mustered enough class to amble down the street toward another club, where he was welcomed and ushered inside.
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