Britney’s Cousin: SUBPOENAED
Subpoena is a hard enough word to spell, but subpoenaed? Who made up this language, anyway? If I were in charge, words would be spelled exactly as they sound, which would make Britney’s cousin, Alli Sims, SUBPENUD.
If you were reading carefully, you already know that Kevin Federline filed for primary custody - I told you that last week. But what you may not have heard is that Saturday night, or rather, early Sunday morning around 2:30 a.m., Britney’s cousin and on-and-off-again assistant, Alli Sims (wait - this is bad reporting: is Alli actually her cousin, or just a friend? I don’t actually know.) was served with a deposition subpoena.
You know what this means, right? ALLI WILL BE FORCED TO TESTIFY (whether she’ll tell the truth is a different matter altogether) ABOUT BRITNEY’S PARENTING SKILLS.
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Alli was leaving a party at a private home in Hollywood Hills when she was served. Sources say that Alli was really shocked and covered her face, which I assume she did because the paparazzi were around, EVEN THOUGH I CAN’T FIND PICTURES OF IT TAKING PLACE.
“[She was] really distraught and said ‘Oh my God.’” Britney, who was also at the party, did not witness the serving of the papers. Alli, who has known Spears since childhood and is regularly at her side while partying in Los Angeles, recently told People magazine, “[Britney] is a wonderful mom and she is so hands-on. … Britney loves those babies to death. And they adore her.”
A source close to Kevin said that he is worried about Britney’s behavior and thinks she may be exposing the boys to “unnecessary risk.”
Stay tuned as we reveal more about the celebrity custody battle of the year. Or, at least the most publicized one. (Until Brad Pitts and Angelina Jolie separate, that is.)
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August 13th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I thought Alli was a new weight loss drug? No? Oh wait … can’t be, check out the lollipop in her hand.
Geez louise.
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