Britney Makes Out With Assistant; Fires Her

The Sun reported last week that what YOU know about Brit’s undergrad extravaganza (you remember that, right? The random guy she made out with in the hot tub?) is not ALL there is to know. In fact, what The Sun is reporting may shock you. Unless you’ve already heard, and then you probably won’t be surprised. But if you haven’t? Dude. Prepare yourself:
A topless Britney Spears got down and dirty in a hotel pool with her former assistant Shanon Funk. According to pals, the ladies cleared the hotel pool of other guests so they could enjoy kissing and fondling each other. Britney’s wild behavior followed her topless romping with video extra Matt Encinias in the same LA hotel.
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Britney stripped to just her underwear, hat and shades and partied with until 4am - seducing Matt first then Shannon. One friend said: “Britney seemed more into this girl than she ever has been into a guy. “Even though the hunks were hot, Britney made a beeline to cavort with Shannon. “Shannon’s been a great pal to Britney through very tough times. It was inevitable they’d end up close - but no one knew just how close.?
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August 21st, 2007 at 12:32 pm
This is disgusting. I never thought I’d find myself on Team K-Fed.
And does anyone else think Random Hot Tub Guy looks exactly like Jim Carrey?
August 21st, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Britney’s really going nuts. I just could not quite fathom what she’s quite up to.
August 22nd, 2007 at 12:29 am
I think, just maybe, I just threw up in my mouth.
HI ATOMICGIRL!
August 22nd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
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August 24th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
So Britney fired her? Why? And how true do you really think this is? I don’t buy it.
August 24th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Ashlee: NONE of us thought we’d be on Team K-Fed. He was so GREASY. Did I mention the grease?
AtomicGirl: No one can.
OMSH: better rush to the toilet - I think there’s going to be more where that came from.
Erica: Britney fired her ass, and then kissed it. (HA. I just made myself laugh.) But the rumors are totally true. They came straight from the mouth of the FUNK-y babe.
August 26th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
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