Britney Bought Panties
There’s speculation that Britney has read the online tabloids, because last week she was spotted purchasing certain items from – a hot Hollywood lingerie boutique (the same shop from which Katie Holmes purchased her trousseau for her honeymoom).
Le Bra owner Jason Amir Majdi confirmed that Britney spent nearly $3,800 on undergarments, which mainly consisted of sexy lingerie for playtime, if you know what I mean (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
And I must ask: why? Britney, it’s obvious that your money could be better spent on panties alone. Now, I’m sure Victoria’s Secret isn’t as high-falutin’ and high-class as Le Bra Lingerie, but let’s do a tiny bit of math here:
LE BRA
For $3800, you purchased from LeBra: (a) a camisole and thong for $1315, (b) a bustier and thong for $510, (c) a black corset and matching red thong for $300 and (d) a yellow bra and thong for $333, among other things. (Among other things? What other things? There is $1000 unaccounted for here!)
VICTORIA’S SECRET
For $3800, you could have purchased from Victoria’s Secret: 750 pairs of underwear. Or, if that’s just too many panties, you could have purchased, for that same amount of money, 50 new pieces of lingerie AND 250 new pairs of underwear. Either way (and there are so many more options) you would have come out ahead.
Let’s go shopping, k? Call me, sweetheart.
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December 8th, 2006 at 12:08 am
OMG! I love underwear. After I got divorced I completely changed all of my underwear for obvious reasons. The old stuff had bad associations. Anyway. I think I accumulated like 50 pair this year? and like 15-20 bras? I should count. Good girl Britney.