Britney Spears Watch

Yahoo! News reports:

LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears defended her parenting and chastised her critics, lamenting “how cruel our world can be,” in a brief interview on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show Wednesday.

Spears, always photographed but rarely interviewed these days, also spoke about her new album “Blackout” during the seven-minute talk, during which she giggled frequently as her assistant, Alli Sims, and friend, Sam Lufti, laughed and shouted in the background.

When “American Idol” host, who has a morning radio show on KIIS-FM in Los Angeles, asked Spears if she was doing all she could for her children, Spears replied, “Oh God yeah.”

“People say what they want and do what they do and it’s sad how people, how cruel our world can be,” she said. “At the end of the day … you’ve just got to know in your heart that you’re doing the best you can and that’s basically it.” (more…)

US Magazine reported on Friday that Britney spent Thursday running errands with her boys Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James, 2, like any mom without a care in the world. The family hit a pumpkin patch in Calabasas, California, at around 1:30 p.m. Britney popped out of her car briefly, but the boys stayed inside, a source said. (Uhhh, photo op? Isn’t that why people go to pumpkin patches? Am I totally off-base here?) (more…)

With fires ablaze in Malibu, the paparazzi’s ongoing stakeout of Britney Spears’ home has not subsided. The neighbors are starting to get fed up, while Britney just dances around her backyard in a bikini. And let me tell you: those neighbors? ARE NOT ENTERTAINED. (more…)

The time has finally come: Britney’s long-awaited, fifth studio record (with a great dance vibe) is on the way — and you have less than one week to preorder it before it hits the streets on Tuesday, October 30th. There are many stand out tracks including the enthralling “Piece of Me,” and the up tempo “Break the Ice.”

Another impressive addition is the Giorgio Moroder-inspired “Heaven on Earth,” which is more layered and has an incredible flow and energy. And of course “Gimme More,” which is the track currently burning up the charts.

Make sure you purchase this awesome new Britney record to add to your collection!!

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Britney Spears arrived at the Beverly Hills Hotel Wednesday for her first Parenting Without Conflict session.

“She’s not nervous, she’s actually looking forward to it,” says a source close to the former princess of pop.

Britney’s ex-husband, Kevin Federline, was reportedly at the hotel as well, which totally makes since because the court ordered them both to take the class. And I doubt the court is about to conduct the class twice, just so they don’t have to see each other. I mean, right? They see each other all the time anyway, what with them having CHILDREN together and everything, so seeing each other in a classroom really isn’t that big of a deal. Or is it? (more…)

Who needs a duet with Justin Timberlake when you can have one with Oscar The Grouch? Yes, you heard me correctly. The Daily Star is claiming that Britney Spears will sing a duet with Oscar The Grouch in an upcoming episode of Sesame Street. Sources are hoping that this could possibly help clean up Britney’s image.

“It’s a chance to prove she can be a wholesome girl.�?

Apparently the duo will be re-doing a cleaned-up version of “Toxic.�? (more…)

Roseanne has become vocal about Britney Spears, and her words aren’t limited to Britney’s parenting skills. Rather, she is quite opinionated about the disservice Lynn Spears has done for her daughter. The open letter was published on Roseanne’s blog and calls for Britney to get clean, get sober, and for Lynn to get her daughter [Britney] “straightened out.” I have to wonder: does Roseanne write and publish this blog, or do assistants do it? Does Roseanne even know what is written here? In any case, here’s what she had to say:

“The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother! Get your shit together and take care of your kids!! Your mom needs to lock your spoiled ass in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get anymore drugs. Stop drinking immediately too! If you are too weak to do that, then you are no better than a crack whore on the street, and your mom should stop pimping your ass and do what mom’s do…lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! SIT WITH YOUR KID, MOM! AFTER YOU AND HER DAD PIMPED HER OUT LIKE JON BENET, SIT THERE WITH HER AND STRAIGHTEN HER OUT…THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! (not even hers, but yours, put pimpng out your other daughter on hold til you make your grown one better).” (more…)

Yahoo! News reports:

Britney was seen driving around the San Fernando Valley with her two sons on Saturday, which prompted a frenzy over whether her custody had truly been revoked. Without elaborating, her attorney released a simple statement on Sunday announcing that Britney had regained custody. (more…)

If this week gets any worse for Britney, she may just commit herself — if only to get away from the public eye. Yahoo! News published a report this morning about Britney, whose car was surrounded by paparazzi, running over the foot of one photographer.

Frankly, considering how they hover around her, I think he kind of deserved it. Then again, if they didn’t hover around her, I wouldn’t have pictures like this:

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Britney stopped by a McDonald’s drive-through recently, and it appears as though the McDonald’s employee took a couple pictures of her. Seems as though it’s time for Britney to head back to her nail salon.

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Y’all. Us Weekly is reporting that Britney’s visitation with her children has been suspended for violating the judge’s Order somehow. It is not known how Britney has violated the Order, though I have a guess. (See below!)

The order suspending her visitation came a day after Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, called for an hour-long, ex-parte hearing in Kevin and Britney’s ongoing custody battle.

Britney is due BACK in court on Friday, October 26th. (more…)

We all know that Britney loves to be in the public eye. We all know that Britney loves the paparazzi. We all know that Britney enjoys reading about herself in the tabloids. We all know that Britney loves Starbucks.

But how weird is this? Tuesday, at a local Starbucks, Britney began passing out plastic green straws to all the paparazzo who were crowding around her.

That would make sense if the paps each had beverages, but none of them did. She was just randomly passing out straws. Is this weird to anyone other that myself? (more…)

Lance Bass came out to Britney Spears before he told many of his other friends that he was gay. How did that happen? Well, because he felt bad for her and everything she was going through at the time. Unfortunately, that was the last time they spoke.

In a Q&A session created by GQ, Lance told the story: “It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] - they’d flown him home.

“Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap; I felt the need to share something.” (more…)

Oh, snap! Maxim magazine recently named Britney in the top five UNSEXIEST women alive, and I have to say: if I look like Britney does after giving birth to two kids, I’ll think I’m one DAMN SEXY MAMA. That said, here’s Maxim’s list:

5. Britney Spears

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: Filling chicken-grease-stained sweatpants on the cover of every trashy tabloid and gossip blog on the Internet

Why She´s Unsexy: Less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.

4. Madonna

Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle

Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton-like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes. (more…)

Oh Perez, when will you learn? Don’t you know that celebrities are serious about protecting their work?

It’s true: Perez Hilton is facing yet another lawsuit, and this one comes courtesy of Britney Spears’ record label Zomba, which accuses Perez of illegally obtaining and uploading on his gossip site at least 10 completed songs and several incomplete demos from her new CD “Blackout.”

Zomba is suing for copyright infringement, but no word on how much money they are asking for. (more…)